Some of them are genuinely funny while others are downright tacky. Good or bad, we list some dialogues that stayed with us after we walked out of the theatre. We think you might want to watch some of the movies again after reading this.
Dostana: This movie has plenty of genuine gems. The boldest one is when Abhishek meets John for the first time and says, while writhing suggestively, "Oh Kunal, Oh Kunal, Kunal, Kunal! I feel like I know you man, pehli baar kissi ka naam apne naam se zyaada suna hai". Then the other scene where John shouts out, "Hum Gay hai, yeh mera boyfriend hai!" and when Kirron Kher, who plays Abhi’s mom blesses
the ’couple’ and says, "Phullo phallo" and then realizes they are gay and sighs, "Khair chhodo."
Ghajini: The first half is laugh-out-loud hilarious as the love story between Asin and Aamir develops. The love story Asin fabricates between her character Kalpana and Aamir’s Sanjay Singhania is filled with details. She goes, "Hum Pehli baar Dilli aiport pe mile the, main jaanti nahi thi ki who Sanjay Singhani hai, pur waqt airport pe who mujhe ullu ki tarah ghoor raha tha .Phir flight mein mere paas aake baitha aur kaha Hi I am Sanjay Singhania toh meine bhi bola Hi. Phir Dilli se Mumbai poore raaste uska FM radio chalu tha, kachar, kachar, kachar. Phir suddenly bola, I love you, mujhse shaadi Karogi? Maine bola bachhoo, shaadi byaah ke baate hawa mein thodi the ki jaati hai? Maine bola no, usna bola please, maine bola no, usne bola please, phir maine bola OK. Agar koi ek taang pe khada ho jaayeto tara to aayegi hee." And then she tells Aamir, unaware of the fact that he is THE Sanjay Singhania, "Air Voice ka Mobile hai, dabba phone hai, main kitna kehti hoon Sanjay se, thoda antenna ghuma kar dekho."
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi: the dialogues are silly and sweet. How can we forget Raj’s (Shah Rukh’s) very filmi dialogues when he speaks to Taani (Anushka) like: "I am Raj, naam toh suna hoga," then "Hum hain raahi pyaar ke, phir milenge chalte chalte" (which are titles of Aamir, Salman and SRK’s films respectively) and "Hello Dear, Raj is here, no fear!"
Fashion: It is a Madhur Bhandarkar movie so how can the dialogues lack any punch? When Kittu Gidwani, the head of a modeling agency asks Priyanka, "Tum model banna chahti ho?" so Priyanka confidently replies, "Nahi, Supermodel." Mugdha, the struggling model says at a lingerie photo shoot, "Itne paise mein itna ich milega!" When Priyanka can’t handle the success, she makes fun of her friend played by Mugdha, "It’s about attitude baby, do-chaar assignements karne se koi model nahi ban jata." And the way Kangana addresses her parasite of a boyfriend is annoying but it stays with you, "You Bast**d!" is what she ’lovingly calls him.
Yuvvraaj: Now this movie is bad but the amateurish dialogues will help you and your friends have a laugh over how silly the movie is. Sample these gems. Katrina tells Salman, "Jisne apne baap ko barah saal se sapne mein bhi na dekha ho, woh beta nahi, hardcore anti-family man hai," then there is Zayed shouting in the middle of nowhere and that too in Hindi, "Please koi meri madad karo, mujhe chhod ke mat jao," Salman telling Anil, "Drink beer with those who are dear and bring them near" and Salman’s mama telling him, "Well done my son" to which Salman replies, "Well done toh abhi hua hai, done done abhi baki hai." And we can’t figure the sense in it at all!
Oye Lucky, Lucky Oye: Dibakar Banerjee’s Abhay Deol starrer may not have done well but it is one heck of a laugh riot. Some memorable dialogues are: Abhay Deol telling the media why he is arrested, "Main toh bahar football khel raha tha, unhone (the police) kaha ki andar aake khel lo," the deceptive Paresh Rawal butters thief Abhay Deol, "aap jaise log hi India ka future hai," a TV host complaining about the effect of Sansani on his life, "Main yeh sansani kehne se thak gaya hu. Jab meri biwi poochti hai ki khana kaise hai, mere moo se nikalta hai Sansani!" Abhay talking about a dog he has stolen, "High society ka dog hai, zara pyaar se bulao" and of course, "Oye Lucky, Lucky Oye!"
Bachna Ae Haseeno: Bachna ae Haseeno may not be a great film but it was surely very entertaining with YRF making digs at their own films. Here are some dialogues we remember: Ranbir making fun of classic romantic film DDLJ, "Badi boring picture thi, main toh so gaya tha. Kya hua tha usme?," when Ranbir and his friend make a plan for Bips to dump him by calling strippers to his house and he says, "Happy Independence Day" (the film released on 15 August this year), Hiten’s reaction to Deepika being a taxi driver, "Tum ek taxi driver ko leke aaye ho? Intelligent toh mera watchman bhi hai" and Ranbir telling Deepika in the end: "Main tumhare saath hamesha rehna chahta hu, yeh naya wala forever nahi, forever wala forever."
Rock On: Farhan Akhtar dished out some unforgettable one-liners in Dil Chahta Hai so how is it possible that the dialogues of Rock On will be any less? Here are some: Farhan telling Purab, "KD, iss band mein koi takeover nahi Karega, issi liye band ka naam Magik hai!", Prachi says she doesn’t know what’s going on in Farhan’s heart, so Koel replies, "Uske dil mein stock market ki rates hi milengi!", Farhan arguing with Prachi saying, "Haan maine zindagi mein koi compromises ki hai par compromise kaun nahi karta", Purab joking with Luke when he says he has taken some pills, "Waise aaj raat mein free hu!" and welcoming Arjun on stage in the end, "Please welcome mera Bhai, mera Dost and Magik’s lead guitarist, Joe Mascarenhas!"
Jaane Tu Yaa Jaane Na: Jaane tu was a formula film filled with funny dialogues. My favourite is the way Prateik addresses Imran, "Ek tu achha dikta nahi, do tu gareeb hai, teen to aisa gayega, toh kaunsi ladki tujhko pasand karegi Jay?" Imran replies, "Koi gareeb, badsoorat ladki mil hi jaayegi jo mujhse bhi bura gaati ho!" Then there is Genelia’s dialogue, "Jay tu mere liye ek tough ladka dhoond aur mein tere liye ek stupid, silly, romantic ladki dhoondti hoon," and Naseeruddin Shah’s favourite phrase, "you can take the Rathore out of Ranjhore but you can never take out the Ranjhore out of a Rathore", the way Ratna Pathak asserts when she sees Imran’s Jay riding a horse in the end "Woh mere pati ka beta tha" and the song which Imran sings in his tuneless voice, "Tere mujhse hai pehla ka naata koi, yuhi nahi dil lubhata koi, jaane tuuu, ya jaaane na, maane tuu, yaa maane naaa…"
Race: The most plot-less yet fast paced and fun movie of the year had some corny, pretending-to-be-deep dialogues. Like Akshaye commenting, "yeh toh bahut hasta hai" to which Saif ’cleverly’ replies, "Jo aadmi hasta bahut hai, who rota bhi bahut hai" and Katrina crying over Saif’s ’murder’, "Woh mere boss hi nahi, woh mere husband the!", Saif summing up his ’bond’ with Akshaye in the end, "Hum dono main fark sirf itna hai ki mein jeetne ke liye khelta hu aur tun mujhe harane ke liye khelte ho"
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