Kareena Kapoor has resolved not to dance for shaadis, parties at all

Kareena Kapoor has resolved not to dance for shaadis, parties at all. That’s not so nawabi, after all, for the much in love lady. Yeah, Bebo, save the last dance for boyfriend Saif Ali Khan, and no other, ok? But for Shahrukh Khan, whom she is so fond of, she could do anything, from a walk through to an item number.

She scorched the screens with Shahrukh in the ‘yeh mera dil’ number for Don, and we hear that apparently she is doing a hot, hot number for Billo Barber, where she is dressed like a sexy Arabian dancer. We are hoping Kareena’s put on some flab on those fab-abs for this song. C’mon, what is an Arabic dancer without a slight jelly belly. Damn the size zero, honey, Shahrukh’s 6 pack (if it is still around) will make up for it, just for this time. Bebo also performed at his li’l star’s awards show.

Apparently, it’s just Shahrukh that Kareena will do anything for. When Rakesh Roshan had approached her to do an item number for Krazzy 4, she politely declined, and was in the ‘no item number’ mode.

How about a full fledged movie with the King Khan? That would be a real treat, no? If we are not getting too greedy here, even Saif can join the party. What a casting coup that would be. Ohh…. once upon a time, was not that supposed to be the cast of Kal Ho Na Ho (till Shahrukh Khan droped out and Preity Zinta stepped in)? Oh My God…. we did not mean to dig up the better forgotten past. But what to do, control hi nahi hota? So, how about giving the two cool Khans, plus sexy Kareena, a chance again.